For those who love your feline companions and are looking for some kitten quotes, you’re in the right place! 🧶
Below, I have uncovered some of the most adorable, cheeky, loving, and naughty kitten quotes that are sure to make you smile!
Side note: If I have missed any must-have kitten quotes or sayings, please share them in the comments and I will be sure to include them on this list! 🥇
67+ Cute & Naughty Kitten Quotes!
1. “If only cats grew into kittens.” – R. Stern
2. “There is no more intrepid explorer than a kitten.” – Champfleury
3. “Kittens are angels with whiskers.” – Alexis Flora Hope
4. “Nothing says you care like sending someone a kitten.” – Brian South
5. “No man can tame a tiger into a kitten by stroking it.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt
6. “A kitten provides a child with a sleepover friend every night.” – Unknown
7. “The trouble with a kitten is that eventually, it becomes a cat.” – Ogden Nash
8. “She’s my kitten, and no one else’s.” – Jeaniene Frost
9. “Purr more, hiss less.” – Linda C. Marchman
10. “Opinions are like kittens, people are always giving them away.” – Elizabeth Bear
11. “A kitten gets himself into every kind of trouble.” – Champfleury
12. “A warm little kitten can melt an ice-cold heart.” – Jo Kittinger
13. “Kitten, your hands are heaven and your eyes are my home.” – Jeaniene Frost
14. “Kittens will make your sad go away.” – David Wong
15. “Some days I’m a lion; others, I’m a kitten.” – Unknown
16. “The smallest feline is a masterpiece.” – Leonardo da Vinci
17. “Kittens can happen to anyone.” – Paul Gallico
18. “Cats mean kittens, plentiful and frequent.” – Doris Lessing
19. “Just like a kitten that thinks it’s a tiger.” – Stephenie Meyer
20. “There’s no such thing as free kittens.” – Brian P. Cleary
21. “Kittens believe that all nature is occupied with their diversion.” – F.A. Paradis de Moncrif
22. “Poems are soft kitten furs, smoothing out the rough edges of my world.” – Sanober Khan
23. “A child is a person who can’t understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.” – Doug Larson
24. “If you want to know how to love, get a kitten. Look into their eyes, you’ll get it.” – Unknown
25. “It is a very inconvenient habit of kittens that whatever you say to them, they always purr.” – Lewis Carroll
26. “When you’re alone with your kitten, you don’t have to act your age.” – Jo Kittinger
27. “A kitten is, in the animal world, what a rosebud is in the garden.” – Robert Southey
28. “We quickly discovered that two kittens were much more fun than one.” – Allen Lacy
29. “Japanese kitten, put your tongue back in where it belongs and go away. I know exactly what you are thinking.” – Paul Gallico
30. “It is a great deal to ask of a kitten, to defend a man against the armies of the dead.” – Ursula K. Le Guin
31. “I wanted to find a nice quiet spot, go to sleep, and dream about kittens.” – John Corwin
32. “An ordinary kitten will ask more questions than any five year old.” – Carl Van Vechten
33. “Once you get a kitten, the natural thing you do is take a billion photos.” – Hannah Simone
34. “Gather kittens while you may, time brings only sorrow; and the kittens of today will be old cats tomorrow.” – Oliver Herford
35. “No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens.” – Abraham Lincoln
36. “Even a heart of a kitten is reliable, if you know how to rely on.” – Munia Khan
37. “The coldest depth of Hell is reserved for people who abandon kittens.” – Robert A. Heinlein
38. “They say the test of literary power is whether a man can write an inscription. I say, “Can he name a kitten?” – Samuel Butler
39. “Kittens are wide-eyed, soft and sweet; with needles in their jaws and feet.” – Pam Brown
40. “A true cat lover cradles a newborn kitten and knows that 9 lives will never be nearly enough.” – Unknown
41. “A kitten is the delight of a household. All-day long a comedy is played out by an incomparable actor.” – Champfleury
42. “You sense and feel something different than I do, even if we lick the same kitten.” – Hank Greeen
43. “It is impossible to keep a straight face in the presence of one or more kittens.” – Cynthia E. Varnado
44. “I hope people don’t take kittens on a whim, like they would a toy, then not care for them.” – Shirley Rousseau Murphy
45. “He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.” – Jim Benton
46. “A kitten is so flexible that she is almost double; the hind parts are equivalent to another kitten with which the forepart plays. She does not discover that her tail belongs to her until you tread on it.” – Henry David Thoreau
47. “Kittens, kittens, showers of kittens, visitations of kittens. So many, you see them as Kitten, like leaves growing on a bare branch, staying heavy and green, then falling, exactly the same every year. People coming to visit say: What happened to that lovely kitten? What lovely kitten? They are all lovely kittens.” – Doris Lessing
48. “The playful kitten, with its pretty little tigerish gambols, is infinitely more amusing than half the people one is obliged to live with in the world.” – Sydney, Lady Morgan
49. “Kitten, four hours of sleep while holding you, is far more beneficial to me than eight hours of endless tossing and turning because you’re not there.” – Jeaniene Frost
50. “Confront a child, a puppy, and a kitten with a sudden danger; the child will turn instinctively for assistance, the puppy will grovel in abject submission, the kitten will brace its tiny body for a frantic resistance.” – Saki
51. “A house is never perfectly furnished for enjoyment unless there is a child in it rising three years old, and a kitten rising three weeks.” – Robert Southey
52. “Life is meaningless and everything we have ever done will eventually be forgotten, but at least we have cute kittens.” – Unknown
53. “If anyone asked why we decided to start a family when we did, I said, ‘Most couples get kittens for their kids to play with; we decided to get a baby for our cats to play with.’ That wasn’t true, of course, but it was good for a laugh.” – Paul Corey, Do Cats Think?
54. “Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives.” – Stephen Baker
55. “The only thing a cat worries about is what’s happening right now. As we tell the kittens, you can only wash one paw at a time. ” – Lloyd Alexander
56. “Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren’t spayed or neutered. I’m proud to support PETA’s work to prevent animal homelessness.” – Kevin Nealon
57. “It’s funny: I put money into short films, and I put really good actors in it, and I write some stuff that’s really funny, and I’ll get, like, a million views. But to the right of me, there will be a video of a kitten that falls into a toilet bowl, and it’s three seconds long, and it will get 25 million views.” – Ben Schwartz
58. “Always enter like a kitten and leave like a lion. But never enter like a lion and leave like a kitten. Always be humble.” – Carlson Gracie
59. “A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally stopping before it gets there.” – Agnes Repplier
60. “Do you see that kitten chasing so prettily her own tail? If you could look with her eyes, you might see her surrounded with hundreds of figures performing complex dramas, with tragic and comic issues, long conversations, many characters, many ups and downs of fate.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson
61. “I am so tired of this gothic crap, I muttered. Just once, I want to meet the villain in a cheerful, brightly lit room. Possibly one with kittens.” – Seanan McGuire
62. “But there was a kitten on my pillow, and it was purring in my face and vibrating gently with every purr, and, very soon, I slept.” – Neil Gaiman
63. “Good morning, Meroe,’ I said, dusting uselessly at my tracksuit pants. ‘Might I interest you in today’s special, pre-floured kitten?'” – Kaje Harper
64. “For those memories are now, just like these little kittens I hold in my hands; those can be kissed and treasured but not held too tightly.” – Sanober Khan
65. “A kitten is the most irresistible comedian in the world. Its wide-open eyes gleam with wonder and mirth. It darts madly at nothing at all, and then, as though suddenly checked in the pursuit, prances sideways on its hind legs with ridiculous agility and zeal.” – Agnes Repplier
66. “One thing was certain, that the white kitten had had nothing to do with it; it was the black kitten’s fault entirely.” – Lewis Carroll