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93+ Loving & Funny Quotes About Ducks
1. “You can’t aim a duck to death.” – Beverly Sills
2. “Ducks quack louder before rain.” – Proverbial
3. “Howard the Duck is my best friend.” – Kate Leth
4. “Yes, I was a weird duck, no doubt.” – Simon Rattle
5. “I’m actually a big ‘Duck Dynasty’ fan.” – Kevin Jonas
6. “Im the lamest lame duck there could be.” – George C. Wallace
7. “Some birds avoid the water; ducks seek it.” – African Proverb
8. “Duck, big brother! Here comes another day!” – Charles M. Schulz
9. “Duck love is recognizable in any language.” – Edmond Manning
10. “Wise ducks know how to handle their bills.” – TK
11. “Don’t quack like a duck, soar like an eagle.” – Ken Blanchard
12. “A duck won’t always paddle in the same gutter.” – American Proverb
13. “How can you be dour when you have a tiny duck?” – Caitlin Kittredge
14. “We will not duck the tough issues, we will lead.” – Paul Ryan
15. “A lot of bad things happen in lame duck sessions.” – Marco Rubio
16. “Wild ducks and tomorrow both come without calling.” – Russian Proverb
17. “And I love the Oregon Duck. He’s my favorite mascot.” – Lee Corso
18. “Most Texans think Hanukkah is some sort of duck call.” – Richard Lewis
19. “I’ve always said the rubber duck is a yellow catalyst.” – Florentijn Hofman
20. “When I start a movie, the first day, I feel like a duck.” – Penelope Cruz
21. “We don’t duck democratic choices out of fear of fascists.” – Betty Boothroyd
22. “…I enjoyed it (Dr.Ducks Ax Wax) .. in fact I’m all out…” – Dick Dale
23. “The egg laid by the duck is sometimes hatched by the hen.” – Malaysian Proverb
24. “If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it’s a duck!” – Robin Cook
25. “More rain, more rest; more water will suit the ducks best.” – British Proverb
26. “A writer without a pen would be like a duck without water!” – Donovan
27. “The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.” – Jase Robertson
28. “I can pass myself off as a ‘Duck Dynasty’ impersonator a lot.” – Chris Stapleton
29. “A duck tastes the same whether they’re shot sitting or flying.” – Jase Robertson
30. “And I like pygmy goats, because they’re just lovely, and ducks.” – Richard Hammond
31. “The perils of duck hunting are great – especially for the duck.” – Walter Cronkite
32. “I was a lone duck in a swan-filled pond who criticized everyone.” – Chris Colfer
33. “Christianity is why the ‘Duck Dynasty’ family is still together.” – Si Robertson
34. “When the ducks are walking, you know it’s too windy to play golf.” – Dave Stockton
35. “My dear Mama, you are definitely the hen who hatched a famous duck.” – Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
36. “I’m much more at home with Daffy Duck than I am with a real person.” – Jamie Hewlett
37. “If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.” – Jase Robertson
38. “Eat vegetables and fear no creditors, rather than eat duck and hide.” – Yiddish Proverb
39. “I tend to really duck down and make myself smaller than I already am.” – Carice van Houten
40. “For a member to say, ‘I’m a lame duck’ violates political science 101.” – Charles B. Rangel
41. “The stock from a pigeon is unique. It’s much better than quail or duck.” – Alvin Leung
42. “To listen is an effort, and just to hear is no merit. A duck hears also.” – Igor Stravinsky
43. “Most of my school friends and even a few of my teachers called me ‘Duck.'” – Donald Dunn
44. “You cannot duck the difficult issues in the middle of an election campaign.” – Chuka Umunna
45. “I think places that need the rubber duck the most are the ones in distress.” – Florentijn Hofman
46. “Nobody criticizes the ‘Mighty Ducks’ trilogy and gets away with it. Nobody!” – Joshua Jackson
47. “So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red.” – Tim Vine
48. “Dealing with [TV] network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.” – Eric Sevareid
49. “I’ve always had a duck personality. Calm above water, feet going crazy below.” – K. Flay
50. “I am a still friend with Dave Crosby, he’s a weird duck but I like him a lot.” – Peter Tork
51. “When Donald Duck traded his wings for arms, was he trading up or trading down?” – Douglas Coupland
52. “The rich flavors of duck meat have always attracted sweet, fruit-based sauces.” – Jonathan Miles
53. “Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth must wait very, very long time.” – Jules Renard
54. “I am like a cartoon strip; I am like Donald Duck; everybody knows me in Italy.” – Roberto Benigni
55. “Chess is a matter of delicate judgement, knowing when to punch and how to duck.” – Bobby Fischer
56. “I like to party at Christmas. We always have a duck, which my brother prepares.” – Conchita Wurst
57. “If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck, it could be a really ugly swan.” – Timmothy Radman
58. “I spent the ’90s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony.” – Brad Pitt
59. “Apparently, the pathfinder duck is a psychological archetype in certain cultures.” – Michael Leunig
60. “I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I’m Daffy Duck.” – Patton Oswalt
61. “Being born in a duck yard does not matter, if only you are hatched from a swan’s egg.” – Hans Christian Andersen
62. “Be like a duck. Calm on the surface, but always paddling like the dickens underneath.” – Michael Caine
63. “Ducks are one of the smallest types of waterfowl, but they are often the most colorful.” – Stephen Savage
64. “If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, you can be reasonably sure it is a duck.” – Adage
65. “I don’t love duck nails, where the nails are really wide on top. I am not a fan of that!” – Adrienne Bailon
66. “People eat duck and you think, well, we’ve got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone!” – Karl Pilkington
67. “lt’s better to be a big duck in a little puddle than to be a little duck in a big puddle.” – American Proverb
68. “Ducks are strong, fast flyers. They fly between 35 and 50 miles per hour as they migrate.” – Randy Frahm
69. “You learn real early to make a film and then duck, and basically that’s how I go about it.” – Alan Rudolph
70. “I’m crazy about ducks and swans and geese, so I don’t eat foie gras. I try to eat organic.” – Anna Chancellor
71. “God’s been pretty good to me. He made me duck all those punches that were supposed to land.” – Jake LaMotta
72. “I’m a vegetarian, I’m not strict. I eat fish. And duck, but they’re nearly fish aren’t they.” – Bill Bailey
73. “The Chinese use every spare bit of an animal: cow lungs, pig ears, chicken feet, duck blood.” – Jennifer Lee
74. “… we use Dr.Ducks Ax Wax religiously on all Danelectros before they ever leave the factory…” – Brian Martin
75. “A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck.” – Tom Shales
76. “Vegetarian’ is a slippery word. I don’t eat cheese, I don’t eat duck – the point is I’m vegan.” – Grace Slick
77. “If you keep your feathers well oiled the water of criticism will run off as from a duck’s back.” – Ellen Swallow Richards
78. “When it was first installed, you could hear the calling of long-tailed ducks in the background.” – Wing Goodale
79. “Cuisine has become too complicated – this is about subject, verb, adjective: duck, turnips, sauce.” – Alain Ducasse
80. “Ducks are masterfully designed, down to the smallest detail, for both aquatic and terrestrial life.” – Dave Holderread
81. “Always behave like a duck, keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath.” – Jacob Braude
82. “I have always addressed any mistakes I have made and will keep doing so. It’s nothing I duck away from.” – Mats Hummels
83. “For me to go to America – which I find such a positive place – well, I took to it like a duck to water.” – Victoria Beckham
84. “If you know anything about ducks, you know a baby duck will imprint itself on you. It misses its mother.” – Michael Leunig
85. “Throughout my teens, I just wanted to go somewhere I could wear a Donald Duck pin and no one would care.” – Paul Feig
86. “I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It’s a dead giveaway that I’m a dancer.” – David Hallberg
87. “Making duck calls is the hardest thing that we make, so there’s skill involved, and they’re all handmade.” – Willie Robertson
88. “On the roads, it is one of those ‘might is right’ situations. If I see cars coming, I duck out of the way.” – Dane Bird-Smith
89. “A duck can see nearly all the way around without even turning its head and yes they see in complete color.” – Heather Carver
90. “My history of lending money from banks is that they want to know the ins and outs of the backside of a duck.” – Alan Sugar
91. “We would’ve had a lot better chance of getting our ducks in a row if we were able to start three months ago.” – Mike Foley
92. “Our minds have a tendency to wander. To duck and feint and keep us at a slight remove from the moment at hand.” – Dani Shapiro
93. “I look like a duck. It’s the way my mouth curls up, or my nose tilts up. I should have played Howard the Duck.” – Michelle Pfeiffer
94. “When I see a bird that walks like a duck and swims like a duck and quacks like a duck, I call that bird a duck.” – James Whitcomb Riley