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Below is a compilation of cute, cuddly, and plushy teddy bear quotes that will surely bring out the kid in you.
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65+ Loving & Funny Teddy Bear Quotes
1. “Love me, love my Teddy Bear.” – Samantha Armstrong
2. “You’re a big, lovable teddy bear.” – Michael Grant
3. “Thereâs no bear like an old bear.” – Samantha Armstrong
4. “I never met a teddy I didnât like.” – Maxine Clark
5. “Teddy Bears never forget, but we do!” – Anthony T. Hincks
6. “Bears need people. People need bears” – Pam Brown
7. “One never quite gets over a lost bear.” – Jane Swan
8. “A bear knows all your secrets – and keeps them.” – Roseanne A. Brown
9. “When everyone else has let you down, thereâs always Ted.” – Clara Ortega
10. “A bedroom without a Teddy is like a face without a smile.” – Gil Davies
11. “Everything in life I share, except of course my teddy bear!” – Unknown
12. “There is probably nothing that a bear so dislikes as a good wash.” – Marion C. Garretty
13. “You really donât have to be young to find a friend in a Teddy bear.” – Rachel Newman
14. “Teddy bears donât need hearts as they are already stuffed with love.” – Unknown
15. “Bears sleep by day. At night they stay awake to chase away bad dreams” – Jesse OâNeil
16. “I donât think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib.” – Woody Allen
17. “A bear remains a bear – even when most of him has fallen off or worn away.” – Charlotte Gray
18. “Once a bear has been loved by a human being, its expression is forever marked.” – Jama Kim Rattigan
19. “Hey. My lifeâs not all about weird little creatures pretending to be teddy bears.” – J. Joseph Wright
20. “A bear teaches us that if the heart is true, it doesnât matter much if an ear drops off.” – Helen Exley
21. “Itâs too bad weâre not all teddy bears. More stuffing would only make us cuter and cuddlier.” – Richelle E. Goodrich
22. “Remember when I said Teddy canât sleep without me? Well, truth is, I canât sleep without Teddy.” – Webster Papadopolis
23. “Now that Iâm all grown up, I can buy any old Teddy bear I want â except the old Teddy bear I want” – William Sternman
24. “Anyone who has looked a teddy bear in the face will recognize the friendly twinkle in his knowing look.” – Harold Nadolny
25. “Bears being sent through the mail should never be squashed up to make them fit. It gives them indigestion” – Pam Brown
26. “The world is divided into two nations: those with teddy bears, those without. Each thinks the other is odd.” – Jenny De Vries
27. “Teddy Bears are like keys⊠theyâre always in the first place you think theyâd be, and the last place you look.” – Garfield
28. “A bear grows more alive with age. No one with one ounce of sensitivity could ever consign a bear to the dustbin.” – Johnnie Hague
29. “Bears are just about the only toy that can lose just about everything and still maintain their dignity and worth.” – Samantha Armstrong
30. “Wake in the deepest dark of night and hear the driving rain. Reach out a hand and take a paw and go to sleep again.” – Charlotte Gray
31. “A teddy bear does not depend upon mechanics to give him the semblance of life. He is loved â and therefore he lives.” – Pam Brown
32. “A god without wrath, without intimidation, without punishment, without hell? It would be a paper tiger, a teddy bear!” – Bangambiki Habyarimana
33. “The Tanakee are thought to possess strange, almost supernatural powers. Their eyes are described as large and hypnotic.” – J. Joseph Wright
34. “Whoever said âDiamonds are a girlâs best friendâ would retract that statement after seeing the sparkle in a Teddyâs eyes.” – Lana T. Zeis
35. “In a world gone bad, a bear â even a bear standing on its head â is a comforting, uncomplicated, dependable hunk of sanity.” – Pam Brown
36. “A teddy bear is your childhood wrapped up in faded yellow fur, and as such, he commands affection long after he is outgrown.” – Pam Brown
37. “In a world where everyone seems to be larger and louder than yourself, it is very comforting to have a small, quiet companion.” – Peter Gray
38. “He wanted to reach through the phone and hug his partner, who was, for all intents and purposes, a large teddy bear with a gun.” – Abigail Roux
39. “…as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had their fur blown off.” – Christopher Moore
40. “I had a little teddy bear called Gordon the gopher. I took him to bed with me, he’d come to school with me cos he was my favorite.” – John Terry
41. “The cell phone has become the adultâs transitional object, replacing the toddlerâs teddy bear for comfort and a sense of belonging.” – Margaret Heffernan
42. “There are few sadder sights than a wet bear hanging from a clothesline by its ears. It says a lot for them that they never complain.” – Pam Brown
43. “There are few sadder sights than a wet bear hanging from a clothesline by its ears. Its says a lot for them that they never complain.” – Pam Brown
44. “‘Okay, I’ll take the pink one with the torn ear.’ The guy behind the counter scratches his neck. ‘Are you being serious?’ Her face is stoic. ‘Absolutely. I never kid about teddy bears.'” – Jessica Sorensen
45. “Teddy bears like to go on morning picnics in the summertime, so they can enjoy the sunshine before it gets too hot for their furry selves.” – Abigail Darling
46. “At sales, every other toy looks simply worn, dilapidated, grubby. A bear looks lost and abandoned and desperately in need of a loving home.” – Helen Thomson
47. “I was scared of the dark. Ohhhh, I’d do anything not to have to sleep on my own. I’d get in bed and cover myself with dolls and teddy bears.” – Peta Wilson
48. “How many children, do you suppose, have carried a lifelong resentment of parents responsible for the surreptitious removal of their Teddy Bears?” – John Ziff
49. “Baths may be lovely for people – adult people that is, but bears are not that keen. When did you last see or hear of a bear taking a bath, willingly?” – Ted Menton
50. “The world of the teddy bear is an innocent one, a world that gives delight and hurts not, a world that appeals to all generations and all nationalities.” – Gyles Brandreth
51. “When I was a school kid, I used to read lots of comics. This started me on drawing. I would make my own comics about my teddy bear, whose name happened to be Ted.” – Marcel Dzama
52. “Itâs hard to visualize the toys you had fifty years ago â all save bear. Heâs as clear as if he were sitting on the desk in front of you. Of course, he probably is.” – Pam Brown
53. “It is astonishing, really, how many thoroughly mature, well-adjusted grown-ups harbor a teddy bear â which is perhaps why they are thoroughly mature and well-adjusted.” – Joseph Lempa
54. “Itâs pleasant for a bear to come home to the warmth of a fire, take a dollop of honey, talk to a friend, read the Daily Bear News, and finally creep under the quilt and sleep soundly all night.” – Barbara Werkmaster
55. “He was sensitive to his stuffed animalsâ feelings, rotating their position on his bed so that a new plush animal would occupy pride of place at his pillowside every night.” – Jalina Mhyana
56. “Since I was as young as I can remember, my dolls became my babies. I still have my teddy bear from childhood that I named Mama Bear because, actually, I wanted to be the mama.” – Jacqueline Fernandez
57. “It was an intense embrace, no awkwardness, no holding back, the kind of hug two people can only achieve after long intimacy, but anyone can give in an instant to a stuffed bear.” – Ada Palmer
58. “Thereâs just something about a teddy bear thatâs impossible to explain. When you hold one in your arms, you get a feeling of love, comfort, and security. Itâs almost supernatural.” – James Ownby
59. “An experienced Teddy Bear brings with him a lifetime of knowledge and experience; the wisdom of silence and the stillness in moments of great turmoil. The long-suffering patience that is learned when belonging to a child who is coming of age, and coping with the bewilderment that this period of time can bring, is what he does best. The experienced bear has seen life through the heart and eyes of a child grown to adulthood and perhaps even accompanied that adult all the way to the end of the road.” – Ted Menton
60. “Age simply doesnât enter into it! The older the friend, the more he is valued, particularly when he shows so visibly the characteristics that we all look for in friends. You have only to look at a genuine teddyâs face to see at once the loyalty, common sense, and above all, dependability behind it.” – Peter Bull
61. “It is most offensive to the kindly bears whoâve adopted us when we thoughtlessly blurt out some comment about ârealâ bears, or âaliveâ bears, as if our very real and lively bear friends werenât.” – Alla Bozarth-Campbell
62. “You belong with us, the lost of the lost, the tribe without a home, a tribe of orphans living our abandoned lives amid toys and trinkets, stuffed monkeys and bears. Youâre one of us now – the Tribe of the Teddy Bear.” – J. Joseph Wright
63. “To a child, Teddy is a bridge between a human and an animal. He doesnât mind being dressed in ridiculous hats, or even being read to. You can blame him for anything, and he wonât deny it. His marvelous face expresses anything a child wants to feel or hear.” – Peter Bull
64. “But the most wonderful thing of all, our highest achievement and the one thing for which I pray we will always be remembered, is stuffing wads of polyester into an anatomically incorrect, cartoonish ideal of one of natureâs most fearsome predators for no other reason than to soothe a child.” – Rick Yancey
65. “‘I, um, I thought you might want this back.’ I pull out the battered old teddy bear and hold it toward him. He frowns and shakes his head and doesnât reach for it, and I feel like heâs punched me in the gut. Then my baby brother slaps that damned bear out of my hand and crushes his face against my chest, and beneath the odors of sweat and strong soap I can smell it, his smell, Sammyâs, my brotherâs.” – Rick Yancey